BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz On Monday!


Good morning!  I’m pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you’re right that’s fantastic, and if you’re wrong you’ll see putting the hammer down.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and cover your answers!

–Wildcat Rock Machine



1) What kind of tracks are these?

Raccoon
Dog
Rat
Surly’s new 36-inch wide “Paw Patrol” tire

(He’s sad because his penis is broken.)

2) Cycling causes sexual dysfunction.

True
False

3) Chris Froome claims his “adverse analytical finding” was due to:

Tainted meat
A malfunctioning asthma inhaler
Kidney failure
Being clinically dead

4) Strava users are unwittingly giving away:

Their personal data
Their adulterous rendezvous
The locations of secret US army bases
How badly they suck

5) The driver:

“…hit the accelerator instead of the brake”
“…was attempting to pass a pack of cyclists riding two abreast”
“…was confused by a newly-installed bike lane”
“–was not wearing a helmet”

6) This bike is the Yuba ___________”

Spicy Curry
Supermarché
Washtub
Smugness Skiff

7) Who is Charlie Butt?

An Australian trucker who hates cyclists
A Canadian adult film director
Historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Johnson brothers
He’s you, he’s me, he’s all of us

***Special “Bicycles Are Destroying Society”–Themed Bonus Video!***

No charges for the driver who gave chase and hit an NYPD officer though.